My Girlfriend Stabs People T-Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Graphic Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A soft, heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads “MY GIRLFRIEND STABS PEOPLE.” The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton give this shirt a lived-in comfort from the first wear. The dye-after-construction process creates a subtle, broken-in color and texture that only improves with age. Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction mean this tee stands up to frequent wear while keeping a clean, minimal silhouette. Wear it layered under a flannel for late-night walks, to a game night where dark humor lands, or out with friends who appreciate edgy, offbeat statements.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structured comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction
- Size range S–4XL and sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean